Episode |
Title |
Broadcast date |
Notes |
1.1 |
"The Kleebob Card Game" |
October 12, 1950 |
[1][2][3][4] |
1.2 |
"Gracie the Artist" |
October 26, 1950 |
[1][2] |
1.3 |
"The Property Tax Assessor" |
November 9, 1950 |
[1][2][3] |
1.4 |
"Harry Morton's Private Secretary" |
November 23, 1950 |
[1][2][3] |
1.5 |
"Gracie's Checking Account" |
December 7, 1950 |
[1][2][3] |
1.6 |
"Gracie's Christmas" |
December 21, 1950 |
[1][2] |
1.7 |
"Rumba Lessons" |
December 28, 1950 |
[1][2] |
1.8 |
"Happy Hmm Hmm" |
January 4, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.9 |
"To Go or Not to Go" |
January 18, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.10 |
"Gracie and the St. Bernard" |
February 1, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.11 |
"Holding Out" |
February 15, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.12 |
"The Income Tax Man" |
March 1, 1951 |
[1][2][3] |
1.13 |
"The Vanderlips' Dinner Party" |
March 15, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.14 |
"Johnny Velvet's Day in Court" |
March 29, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.15 |
"George is Sick" |
April 12, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.16 |
"Teenage Girl Spends the Weekend" |
April 26, 1951 |
[1][2][3] |
1.17 |
"The Andersons Move In" |
May 10, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.18 |
"The Vanderlips' Costume Party" |
May 24, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.19 |
"Mamie Kelly Gets Stuck" |
June 7, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.20 |
"To Fish or Not to Fish" |
June 21, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.21 |
"Too Much of the Mortons" |
July 5, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.22 |
"Silky Thompson Moves to Beverly Hills" |
July 19, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.23 |
"Gracie's Vegetarian Plot" |
August 1, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.24 |
"Space Patrol Kids Visit" |
August 16, 1951 |
[1][2][3] |
1.25 |
"Buying Wholesale" |
August 30, 1951 |
[1][2] |
1.26 |
"Gracie Gives a Wedding" |
September 13, 1951 |
[1][2] |
Episode |
Title |
Broadcast date |
Notes |
2.1 |
"Gracie Goes to a Psychiatrist" |
September 27, 1951 |
[2][5] |
2.2 |
"The Beverly Hills Uplift Society" |
October 11, 1951 |
[2][3][5] |
2.3 |
"The Football Game" |
October 25, 1951 |
[2][5] |
2.4 |
"Surprise Birthday Party" |
November 8, 1951 |
[2][5] |
2.5 |
"Thanksgiving" |
November 22, 1951 |
[2][5] |
2.6 |
"New Dresses for the Concert" |
December 6, 1951 |
[2][5] |
2.7 |
"Christmas with Mamie Kelly" |
December 20, 1951 |
[2][5] |
2.8 |
"Gracie's Storeroom" |
January 3, 1952 |
[2][5] |
2.9 |
"Blanche for President" |
January 17, 1952 |
[2][5] |
2.10 |
"Dinner with the Vanderlips" |
January 31, 1952 |
[2][5] |
2.11 |
"Gracie and the Dented Fender" |
February 14, 1952 |
[5] |
2.12 |
"Trip to Palm Springs" |
February 28, 1952 |
[2][5] |
2.13 |
"Gracie's Engagement Ring" |
March 13, 1952 |
[2][5] |
2.14 |
"Harry and the Gold Digger" |
March 27, 1952 |
[5] |
2.15 |
"The Good Old Days of Vaudeville" |
April 10, 1952 |
[2][5] |
2.16 |
"Jack Benny Steals George's Joke" |
April 24, 1952 |
[2][5] |
2.17 |
"Gracie's Redecoration Scheme" |
May 8, 1952 |
[5] |
2.18 |
"The Speech Writer" |
May 22, 1952 |
[2][5] |
2.19 |
"Divorce Attorney" |
June 5, 1952 |
[2][5] |
2.20 |
"The Musical Scam" |
June 19, 1952 |
[5] |
2.21 |
"Dual Meanings" |
July 3, 1952 |
[5] |
2.22 |
"The Great Gazatti" |
July 17, 1952 |
[2][5] |
2.23 |
"The $50,000 Lie" |
July 31, 1952 |
[5] |
2.24 |
"The Stolen Racehorse" |
August 14, 1952 |
[5] |
2.25 |
"The Spectacular Spectacle Debacle" |
August 28, 1952 |
[5] |
2.26 |
"Gracie and Blanche Want to Redecorate" |
September 25, 1952 |
[5] |
Episode |
Title |
Broadcast date |
Notes |
3.1 |
"Wardrobe Woman Wins Free Trip to Hawaii" |
October 9, 1952 |
[2][3][6] |
3.2 |
"Gracie Giving Party for Atomic Scientist" |
October 16, 1952 |
[2][3][6] |
3.3 |
"George Sneezing; Gracie Thinks He's Insane" |
October 23, 1952 |
[2][3][6] |
3.4 |
"George Buying Boat for George" |
October 30, 1952 |
[2][3][6] |
3.5 |
"Gracie Having George's Portrait Painted" |
November 6, 1952 |
[2][3][6] |
3.6 |
"Gracie and Blanche Hire Two Gigolos to Take Them Out" |
November 13, 1952 |
[2][3][6] |
3.7 |
"Sampter Clayton Ballet; Selling Tickets" |
November 20, 1952 |
[2][3][6] |
3.8 |
"Skating Pearsons Come to Visit" |
November 27, 1952 |
[2][3][6] |
3.9 |
"Gracie Selling Swamp So Harry Will Buy TV Set" |
December 4, 1952 |
[2][3][6] |
3.10 |
"Gracie Writes 'My Life with George Burns'" |
December 11, 1952 |
VHS release 1985[7][2][3][6] |
3.11 |
"Gracie Thinks George is Going to Commit Suicide" |
December 18, 1952 |
[2][3][6] |
3.12 |
"Von Zell Dates Married Woman; Jealous Husband" |
December 25, 1952 |
[2][3][6] |
3.13 |
"Uncle Clyde Comes to Visit; Renting Room" |
January 1, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.14 |
"Gracie Thinks Harry Morton Is in Love With Her" |
January 8, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.15 |
"Gracie Trying to Keep Mortons from Moving Away" |
January 15, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.16 |
"Gracie Thinks She's Not Married to George" |
January 22, 1953 |
VHS release 1985[7][2][3][6] |
3.17 |
"Tax Refund" |
January 29, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.18 |
"Cigarette Girl; Georgie Jessel; Teddy Bear" |
February 5, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.19 |
"Gracie on Train; Murder" |
February 12, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.20 |
"Blanche Wants New Car; Gracie Gets Von Zell a Wife" |
February 19, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.21 |
"Gracie Gives a Swamp Party" |
February 26, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.22 |
"George and Gracie Hear a Burglar; Up All Night" |
March 5, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.23 |
"Gracie Buying a Ranch for George" |
March 12, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.24 |
"Gracie Gets George in the Army" |
March 19, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.25 |
"Gracie Reports Car Stolen" |
March 26, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.26 |
"Gracie Pretends to Be a College Boy's Mother" |
March 30, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.27 |
"Misunderstanding Over Buying Mountain Cabin" |
April 6, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.28 |
"Blanche Secretly Buys a Fur Stole" |
April 13, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.29 |
"Gracie Takes Spanish Lessons" |
April 20, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.30 |
"Gracie and Cleaning Woman" |
April 27, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.31 |
"Von Zell's Girlfriend Between Trains" |
May 4, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.32 |
"George Lectures at UCLA" |
May 11, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.33 |
"Gracie and Harry Morton; Missing Persons Bureau" |
May 18, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.34 |
"Surprise Party for Mortons; Sanitarium Routine" |
July 6, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.35 |
"Pete and Pete; Gracie's Cousins; Sneak Thieves" |
July 13, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.36 |
"Gracie Doing a Picture Without George" |
July 20, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.37 |
"Gracie Trying to Get George to Go on Trip East" |
July 27, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.38 |
"Gracie Sees a Hold-Up; Johnny Velvet" |
August 3, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.39 |
"George and Gracie Locked Out of Their House" |
August 10, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
3.40 |
"Gracie at the Department Store" |
August 17, 1953 |
[2][3][6] |
Episode |
Title |
Broadcast date |
Notes |
4.1 |
"Morton Buys Iron Deer; Gracie Thinks George Needs Glasses" |
October 5, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.2 |
"Gracie Helps Morton Get CPA Account" |
October 12, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.3 |
"Gracie Gets a Jury Summons" |
October 19, 1953 |
[2][3][8][4] |
4.4 |
"George Teaches Gracie Not to Be Careless" |
October 12, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.5 |
"George and Harry Mad at Each Other" |
November 2, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.6 |
"Gracie Gets a Business Manager" |
November 9, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.7 |
"Raccoon Coat Story" |
November 16, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.8 |
"Gracie Thinks Harry is Broke" |
November 23, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.9 |
"Gracie Going to San Francisco" |
November 30, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.10 |
"Gracie Thinks George is Retiring from Show Business" |
December 7, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.11 |
"George and Gracie Going to Rose Marie Premiere" |
December 14, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.12 |
"Problem Husbands" |
December 21, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.13 |
"Gracie's Anniversary Present" |
December 28, 1953 |
[2][3][8] |
4.14 |
"Uncle Harvey's Invention" |
January 4, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.15 |
"George Reading Play to Be Done in London" |
January 11, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.16 |
"Gracie Helps Mechanic with Girlfriend" |
January 18, 1954 |
[2][3][8][4] |
4.17 |
"Gracie Discovers George's Secret Weakness" |
January 25, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.18 |
"Gracie Has to Sell George's Car by Five O'Clock" |
February 1, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.19 |
"Gracie Wins a Television Set" |
February 8, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.20 |
"No Fan Mail for George" |
February 15, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.21 |
"George and Gracie Going to Opera 'Carmen'" |
February 22, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.22 |
"Harry Morton Is Missing" |
March 1, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.23 |
"Gracie Goes to Psychiatrist for Blanche's Dream" |
March 8, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.24 |
"Gracie's Old Boyfriend, Dan Conroy, Comes to Town" |
March 15, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.25 |
"The Old Grads" |
March 22, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.26 |
"Columbia Pictures Doing Burns and Allen Story" |
March 29, 1954 |
#56, TV Guide's 100 Greatest Episodes of All-Time[9][2][3][8][4] |
4.27 |
"An Elephant Sits on Gracie's Fender" |
April 5, 1954 |
[2][3][8][4] |
4.28 |
"George Gets Black Eye from Open Door" |
April 12, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.29 |
"Dolores De Marco, George's Ex-Vaudeville Partner" |
April 19, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.30 |
"Vanderlip Buys Black Negligee for His Wife" |
April 26, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.31 |
"Gracie and George Have a Mystery Anniversary" |
May 3, 1954 |
[2][3][8][4] |
4.32 |
"George Resting for Insurance Examination" |
May 10, 1954 |
[2][3][8][4] |
4.33 |
"One Week to Live" |
July 5, 1954 |
[2][3][8][4] |
4.34 |
"Gracie Buys Old Movies to Sell to Television" |
July 12, 1954 |
[2][3][8] |
4.35 |
"Emily Vanderlip's Elopement" |
July 19, 1954 |
[2][3][8][4] |
4.36 |
"Gracie Runs for City Council" |
July 26, 1954 |
[2][3][8][4] |
4.37 |
"Burnses and Mortons Choosing Movie to Attend" |
August 2, 1954 |
[2][3][8][4] |
4.38 |
"Gracie Buys a Toaster Wholesale" |
August 9, 1954 |
[2][3][8][4] |
4.39 |
"Mortons Exchange Houses with the Gibsons from New York" |
August 16, 1954 |
[2][3][8][4] |
4.40 |
"George Teaches Gracie Not to Start Rumors" |
August 23, 1954 |
[2][3][8][4] |
Episode |
Title |
Broadcast date |
Notes |
5.1 |
"George Invites Critics to Watch First Show of Season" |
October 4, 1954 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.2 |
"Gracie Goes to the Do-It-Yourself Show" |
October 11, 1954 |
[2][3][10] |
5.3 |
"Gracie Gives Wedding in Payment of a Favor" |
October 18, 1954 |
Script previously used September 13, 1951[2][3][10][4] |
5.4 |
"Gracie Gives a Baby Shower for Virginia Beasley" |
October 25, 1954 |
[2][3][10] |
5.5 |
"Auto License Bureau; George Becomes an Author" |
November 1, 1954 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.6 |
"George Trying to Keep Doctor's Appointment" |
November 8, 1954 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.7 |
"Gracie Thinks She and George are Moving to New York" |
November 15, 1954 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.8 |
"Shoplifter and the Missing Ruby Clip" |
November 22, 1954 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.9 |
"Gracie Saves Blanche's Marriage" |
November 29, 1954 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.10 |
"Burnses and Mortons Going to Hear Antonelli Concert" |
December 6, 1954 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.11 |
"George Gets Call from Unknown Victor" |
December 13, 1954 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.12 |
"Harry Morton's Alumni Banquet" |
December 20, 1954 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.13 |
"Gracie Thinks Bob Cummings Is in Love with Her" |
December 27, 1954 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.14 |
"George's Mother-in-Law Trouble" |
January 3, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.15 |
"George and the Glendale Eagle Publicity Stunt" |
January 10, 1955 |
[2][3][10] |
5.16 |
"No Seats for Friar's Club Dinner" |
January 17, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.17 |
"Blanche and Clara Bagley Leave Their Husbands" |
January 24, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.18 |
"Gracie Gets a Valet for George" |
January 31, 1955 |
[2][3][10] |
5.19 |
"Vanderlip Leaves His Parakeet with George" |
February 7, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.20 |
"Blanche's Brother, Roger the Moocher, Visits" |
February 14, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.21 |
"George and the Missing Five Dollars and Missing Baby Pictures" |
February 21, 1955 |
[2][3][10] |
5.22 |
"Gracie Becomes a Portrait Artist After Museum Visit" |
February 28, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.23 |
"George and the 14-Karat Gold Trombone" |
March 7, 1955 |
[2][3][10] |
5.24 |
"The Romance of Harry Morton and Countess Braganni" |
March 14, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.25 |
"The Mistaken Marriage of Emily Vanderlip and Roger" |
March 21, 1955 |
[2][3][10] |
5.26 |
"Gracie Adopts a Great Dane Dog" |
March 28, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.27 |
"Gracie Tries to Select George's Next Wife" |
April 4, 1955 |
[2][3][10] |
5.28 |
"Gracie Gets a Ticket 'Fixed' by the Judge" |
April 11, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.29 |
"Gracie Hires a Safecracker for Her Wall Safe" |
April 18, 1955 |
[2][3][10] |
5.30 |
"Gracie Consults Dr. Kirby's Problem Clinic" |
April 25, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.31 |
"Gracie Wants the House Painted" |
May 2, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.32 |
"Gracie Plays Talent Scout for Imitator" |
May 9, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.33 |
"Gracie and George Try for a Day at the Beach" |
May 16, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.34 |
"The Uranium Caper" |
May 23, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.35 |
"Blanche and Brother Roger Move in with the Burnses" |
May 30, 1955 |
[2][3][10] |
5.36 |
"Gracie Believes George Has a Criminal Record" |
June 6, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.37 |
"Gracie Gets an Extension Visa for Jeanette Duval" |
June 13, 1955 |
[2][3][10] |
5.38 |
"Gracie Tries to Cure Roger of Amnesia" |
June 20, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.39 |
"Lucille Vanderlip Gives a Barbeque Party" |
June 27, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
5.40 |
"The Burnses and Mortons Going to Hawaii" |
July 4, 1955 |
[2][3][10][4] |
Episode |
Title |
Broadcast date |
Notes |
6.1 |
"The Burnses and Mortons Go to New York" |
October 3, 1955 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.2 |
"Ronnie Arrives" |
October 10, 1955 |
[2][3][11] |
6.3 |
"Ronnie Meets Sabrina" |
October 17, 1955 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.4 |
"Changing Names" |
October 24, 1955 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.5 |
"Harry Morton's Cocktail Party" |
October 31, 1955 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.6 |
"The Musical Version" |
November 7, 1955 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.7 |
"Ronnie Moves to the Village" |
November 14, 1955 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.8 |
"Gracie Helps Lola" |
November 21, 1955 |
[2][3][11] |
6.9 |
"Anniversary Party" |
November 28, 1955 |
[2][3][11] |
6.10 |
"George Becomes a Dictator" |
December 5, 1955 |
[2][3][11] |
6.11 |
"Ronnie's Elopement" |
December 12, 1955 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.12 |
"Company for Christmas" |
December 19, 1955 |
VHS release 1992[12][2][3][11] |
6.13 |
"Gracie Pawns Her Ring" |
December 26, 1955 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.14 |
"Appearances are Deceiving" |
January 2, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.15 |
"Let's Dance" |
January 9, 1956 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.16 |
"George Goes Skiing" |
January 16, 1956 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.17 |
"Ronnie Gets an Agent" |
January 23, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.18 |
"Politeness Never Pays" |
January 30, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.19 |
"Alice Gets Married" |
February 6, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.20 |
"George Needs Glasses" |
February 13, 1956 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.21 |
"The Indian Potentate" |
February 20, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.22 |
"The Ladies' Club" |
February 27, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.23 |
"Cyrano de Bergerac" |
March 5, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.24 |
"The Stolen Plants" |
March 12, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.25 |
"The English Playwright" |
March 19, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.26 |
"A Weekend on Long Island" |
March 26, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.27 |
"The Newlyweds" |
April 2, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.28 |
"Night of Vaudeville" |
April 9, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.29 |
"Burlesk" |
April 16, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.30 |
"The Right People" |
April 23, 1956 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.31 |
"The Magic Act" |
April 30, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.32 |
"A Paris Creation" |
May 7, 1956 |
[2][3][11][4] |
6.33 |
"Back from Paris" |
May 14, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.34 |
"The Twenty-Four Dresses" |
May 21, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.35 |
"Ronnie is Lovesick" |
May 28, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.36 |
"The Night Out" |
June 4, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.37 |
"Questions and Answers" |
June 11, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.38 |
"The Triple Surprise Party" |
June 18, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.39 |
"Mrs. Sohmers Needs a Psychologist" |
September 17, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |
6.40 |
"The Switchboard Operator" |
September 24, 1956 |
[2][3][11] |